Old People...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Fri, 22 Nov 02 00:24:10 -0000


Hiya Folks...

Today we have a tale that shows you're only as old as you think you
are...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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Old People
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At age ninety-two, Grandma Fritz still lived in her old two-story
farmhouse, made homemade noodles, and did her laundry in her wringer-
washer in the basement. She maintained her vegetable garden, big enough
to feed all of Benton County, with just a hoe and spade. Her seventy-
year-old children lovingly protested when she insisted on mowing her
huge lawn with her ancient push mower. 
 
"I only work outside in the cool, early mornings and in the evenings,"
Grandma explained, "and I always wear my sunbonnet." 
 
Still, her children were understandably relieved when they heard she was
attending the noon lunches at the local senior citizens' center. 
 
"Yes," Grandma admitted, as her daughter nodded approvingly, "I cook for
them. Those old people appreciate it so much!"


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