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Thu, 26 Sep 02 03:35:45 +0100
Hiya People...
Time to meet a cabbie who is having problems living up to the perfection
of Dave...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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Good Old Dave
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Morris walks out into the street and manages to get a taxi just going
by.
He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just
like Dave."
"Who?"
"Dave Aronson. There's a guy who did everything right. Like my coming
along when you needed a cab. It would have happened like that to Dave."
"There are always a few clouds over everybody," says Morris.
"Not Dave. He was a terrific athlete. He could have gone on the pro tour
in tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone
and danced like a Broadway star."
"He was something, huh?"
"He had a memory like a trap. Could remember everybody's birthday. He
knew all about wine, which fork to eat with. He could fix anything. Not
like me. I change a fuse, and I black out the whole neighborhood."
"No wonder you remember him."
"Well, I never actually met Dave."
"Then how do you know so much about him?" asks Morris.
"Because I married his widow."
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