Psychiatry and Proctology...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Thu, 19 Sep 02 00:33:35 -2300


Hiya Folks...

Now we see what happens when a psychiatrist and a proctologist set up
office...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

 
Psychiatry and Proctology
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Two doctors opened offices in a small town and put up a sign reading
"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology". 
  
The town's fathers were not too happy with that sign, so they changed it
to "Hysterias and Posteriors". 
 
This was not acceptable either, so they changed the sign to "Schizoids
and Hemorrhoids". 

No go, so they tried "Catatonics and High Colonics". 
 
Thumbs down again, so they tried "Manic-depressives and Anal-
retentives."  

Still not good, so they tried "Minds and Behinds". 
 
Unacceptable again, so they tried "Lost Souls and A-- holes". Still no
go. 
  
Nor did "Analysis and Anal Cysts", "Queers and Rears", "Nuts and Butts",
"Freaks and Cheeks", or "Loons and Moons" work either, so they finally
settled on:

"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends." 
 

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