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Tue, 17 Sep 02 02:55:58 +0100
Hiya Loonies...
Now we have some American football quickies for our US friends...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
FOOTBALL QUICKIES
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What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Kansas City Chiefs
What do you call a 350 pound Packer fan?
A: An anorexic.
What do you call a Minnesota Viking with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.
Where do you go in Chicago in case of a tornado?
A: Soldier Field. They never get a touchdown there.
Why did the Nebraska linebacker steal a police car?
A: He saw "911" on the side and thought it was a Porsche.
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