US Football...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Tue, 17 Sep 02 02:55:58 +0100


Hiya Loonies...

Now we have some American football quickies for our US friends...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

 
FOOTBALL QUICKIES 
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What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?

             A: The Kansas City Chiefs
 
What do you call a 350 pound Packer fan?

             A: An anorexic.
 
What do you call a Minnesota Viking with a Super Bowl ring?

             A: A thief.
 
Where do you go in Chicago in case of a tornado?

             A: Soldier Field. They never get a touchdown there.
 
Why did the Nebraska linebacker steal a police car?

             A: He saw "911" on the side and thought it was a Porsche. 


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