Insurance...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Thu, 22 Aug 02 00:14:33 -2300


Hiya Folks...

More of the best from motor insurance claim forms...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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The 10 Greatest Insurance Excuses Ever - as voted for by the insurance
team of the RAC

- A cow appeared from nowhere and started kicking my car door.

- I'm not very good at driving and confused the accelerator with the
brake.

- A builder popped out of a manhole cover and I swerved dramatically to
avoid decapitating him.

- An incompetent mechanic drove my car off a raised ramp while looking
for the bonnet release.

- I got so excited singing the national anthem during a football match
that I smashed my van into a traffic light.

- A mad cyclist purposefully scratched my vehicle with his Thermos
flask.

- The road just looked different yesterday.

- It's the police's fault - I crashed into a lamp-post as I made way for
a patrol car.

- I was carefully observing a rare bird nesting and missed the road
ahead.

- Vehicle damaged on safari park outing by George, an amorous rhino.

An RAC spokesman commented: "Oddly though, it seems that men in
particular have all kids of adventures on the roads."


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