An Artist's Worth...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Sun, 07 Jul 02 03:00:30 +0100


Hiya Loonies...

Today we visit an artist, who is showing his work at a gallery, to see
what his paintings are worth...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
        xx

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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his
paintings which were on display at that time.

"I have good news and bad news," the owner replied.

"Okay. Let's hear it," responded the artist.

"Well, the good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and
wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told
him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings."

"That's wonderful," the artist exclaimed. "What's the bad news?"

"The guy said he was your doctor."


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