Dead Turtle...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Thu, 20 Jun 02 00:50:37 -2300


Hiya All...

The Masked Hero, which was sent to me uncredited, was actually written
by Stan Kegel - credit where it's due...

Now it's time to commiserate with a lad whose turtle has died...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
        xx

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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

 
DEAD TURTLE
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"Mommy, my turtle is dead," the little boy, Myrddin, sorrowfully told
his mother, holding the turtle out to her in his hand.
  
The mother kissed him on the head, then said," That's all right. We'll
wrap him in tissue paper, put him in a little box, then have a nice
burial ceremony in the back yard. After that, we'll go out for an ice
cream soda, and then get you a new pet. I don't want you...." 

Her voice trailed off as she noticed the turtle move. "Myrddin, your
turtle is not dead after all."
  
"Oh," the disappointed boy, wanting ice cream and a new pet, said. "Can
I kill it?" 


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