Whitney's Problem...

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Sun, 05 May 02 03:00:40 +0100


Hiya All...

Whitney Houston would seem to have a problem...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM

MORRISTOWN, N.J. - Whitney Houston is the unwilling mother of a
bouncing, 36-year-old stalker. Yes, the singer/actress has been
receiving letters, candy, cakes, and even underwear once, from a woman
who claims Houston is her reincarnated mother.

"Every chance I get I make it known I belong to Queen Whitney Houston,"
wrote Desiree Weeks, who has recently been issued a temporary
restraining order.

The many rambling letters sent to Houston by Weeks have come from
several return addresses including one from the Bronx Psychiatric
Center.

[Does anybody remember the movie 'The Bodyguard'?]


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