Longevity...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Fri, 19 Apr 02 02:37:42 +0100


Hiya All...

Now it's time for us to learn the secrets of a long, happy life...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
        xx

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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


Longevity
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A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.

She said to him, "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look. What's
your secret for a long, happy life?"

He answered, "I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day, and I also drink
a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never ever exercise."

"Wow, that's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?"

"Twenty-six," he said,


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