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Wed, 10 Apr 02 23:39:05 +0100
Hiya Loonies...
Another Mark Twain story...this time we join him and a friend on a train
journey...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
xx
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
NEVER THE TWAIN SHALL SNEAK
Mark Twain once encountered a friend at the races who said, "I'm broke.
I wish you'd buy me a ticket back to town."
Twain said, "Well, I'm pretty broke myself, but I'll tell you what to
do. You hide under my seat, and I'll cover you with my legs."
It was agreed. Twain then went to the ticket office and bought two
tickets.
When the train was underway and the supposed stowaway was snug under the
seat, the conductor came by, and Twain gave him the two tickets.
"Where is the other passenger?" asked the conductor.
Twain tapped his forehead and said in a loud voice, "That is my friend's
ticket. He's a little eccentric and likes to ride under the seat."
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