Kansas Cyclone...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Sun, 14 Apr 02 02:08:29 +0100


Hiya All...

In today's tale, a nasty cyclone in Kansas impacts on a farmer and his
wife as they sleep...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
        xx

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KANSAS CYCLONE

A Kansas cyclone hit a farmhouse just before dawn one morning. It lifted
the roof off, picked up the beds on which the farmer and his wife slept,
and set them down gently in the next country.

The wife began to cry.

"Don't be scared, Mary," her husband said. "We're not hurt."

Mary continued to cry. "I'm not scared," she responded between sobs.
"I'm happy 'cause this is the first time in 14 years we've been out
together."


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