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Tue, 09 Apr 02 01:02:23 +0100
Hiya Folks... This time we meet someone with a peculiar gas problem...this one comes complete with plenty of bad taste and a terrible pun... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx *********THE LOONY BIN****loonies@bloodaxe.com********* Archive: http://www.theloonies.co.uk/ ************ANDROMEDA******Internet Goddess************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- This guy went to the doctor and said to him, "Doctor, I don't know what's wrong with me, but every time I fart, it sounds like the word HONDA". "That's interesting, never heard of anything like that before. Do you think you could fart for me?" says the doctor. The guy says, "Sure." And sure enough, the doctor hears, "HONDA". After several attempts to figure out what's wrong with this guy, the doctor runs out of ideas. He sends him to all sorts of stomach specialists and none of them can figure out why this guys farts say "HONDA." It is a completely out-of-this-world medical condition. Finally, as a last resort, the doctors think they should send the man to a dentist. After explaining the problem to the dentist, the dentist opened up the guy's mouth and examined it. The dentist says, "A-haa!!!! I have solved the problem." The patient says, "What is it? What is it? Please tell me, doc." The dentist replies, "Well, sir, you have an abscessed tooth." The guy says "Yeah, so? What has that got to do with my farts?" The dentist replies, "Don't you know? Abscess makes the fart go HONDA." Please include this information if you forward this joke: ******************************************************* This joke and others like it, can be found in: The Loony Bin http://www.theloonies.co.uk/ ******************************************************* To UNSUBSCRIBE or SUBSCRIBE email: loonies@bloodaxe.com Subject: 'unsubscribe' or 'subscribe' Get PAID for the emails you already send and receive! http://www.mailround.com/ Referrer: andrea@bloodaxe.com