Strange Gas...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Tue, 09 Apr 02 01:02:23 +0100


Hiya Folks...

This time we meet someone with a peculiar gas problem...this one comes
complete with plenty of bad taste and a terrible pun...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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This guy went to the doctor and said to him, "Doctor, I don't know
what's wrong with me, but every time I fart, it sounds like the word
HONDA".

"That's interesting, never heard of anything like that before. Do you
think you could fart for me?" says the doctor. 

The guy says, "Sure." 

And sure enough, the doctor hears, "HONDA".

After several attempts to figure out what's wrong with this guy, the
doctor runs out of ideas. He sends him to all sorts of stomach
specialists and none of them can figure out why this guys farts say
"HONDA." It is a completely out-of-this-world medical condition.

Finally, as a last resort, the doctors think they should send the man to
a dentist.

After explaining the problem to the dentist, the dentist opened up the
guy's mouth and examined it.

The dentist says, "A-haa!!!! I have solved the problem."

The patient says, "What is it? What is it? Please tell me, doc."

The dentist replies, "Well, sir, you have an abscessed tooth."

The guy says "Yeah, so? What has that got to do with my farts?"

The dentist replies, "Don't you know? Abscess makes the fart go HONDA."


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