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Mon, 08 Apr 02 02:44:38 +0100
Hiya People... In today's tale, we meet a man who's worried about his health since he keeps hearing a ringing in his ears... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx *********THE LOONY BIN****loonies@bloodaxe.com********* Archive: http://www.theloonies.co.uk/ ************ANDROMEDA******Internet Goddess************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- BEWARE THE RINGING IN YOUR EARS A man sought medical aid because he had popped eyes and a ringing in the ears. A doctor looked him over and suggested removal of his tonsils. The operation resulted in no improvement, so the patient consulting another doctor who suggested removal of his teeth. The teeth were extracted but still the man's eyes popped and the ringing in his ears continued. A third doctor told him bluntly, "You've got six months to live." In that event, the doomed man decided he'd treat himself right while he could. He bought a flashy car, hired a chauffeur, had the best tailor in town make him 30 suits. The he decided that even his shirts would be made-to-order. "Okay," said the shirt maker, "let's get your measurements. Hmmm, 34 sleeve, 16 collar..." "Fifteen," the man said. "Sixteen collar," the shirt maker repeated, measuring again. "But I've always worn a 15 collar," said the man. "Listen," the shirt maker said, "I'm warning you. You keep on wearing a 15 collar and your eyes will pop and you'll have ringing in your ears." Please include this information if you forward this joke: ******************************************************* This joke and others like it, can be found in: The Loony Bin http://www.theloonies.co.uk/ ******************************************************* To UNSUBSCRIBE or SUBSCRIBE email: loonies@bloodaxe.com Subject: 'unsubscribe' or 'subscribe' Get PAID for the emails you already send and receive! http://www.mailround.com/ Referrer: andrea@bloodaxe.com