Father's Ashes...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Mon, 01 Apr 02 02:47:19 +0100


Hiya Folks...

Oddly enough, today we have a story about a vase full of ashes...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
        xx

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My Father
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A guy goes to a girl's house for the first time, and she shows him into
the living room. She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to make them a
few drinks, and as he's standing there alone, he notices a cute little
vase on the mantel.
 
He picks it up, and as he's looking at it, she walks back in. 

He says "What's this?"
 
She says, "Oh, my father's ashes are in there."
 
He goes, "Geez...oooh....I..."
 
She says, "Yeah, he's too lazy to go to the kitchen to get an ashtray."
 

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