Diet Troubles...

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Sun, 10 Mar 02 01:43:23 -0000


Hiya Loonies...

Today we meet a couple of people doing battle with their diets...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
        xx

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Diet Troubles
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During one of our weekly weight-loss classes, the group leader was
extolling the merits of the program's prepared-food products. She raved
about the rich, delicious flavor of the imitation chocolate fudge and
the non-dairy pops, assuring us that we could eat them without the least
fear of ruining our diets.  

The woman next to me nodded her head emphatically and then whispered,
"They're even better when you spread peanut butter on them!" 
 
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When a co-worker received a phone call from her daughter, we heard her
exclaim joyfully, "Seven and a half pounds! I'm so proud!" 

After she had hung up, I asked, "Boy or girl?" 

"Neither," my colleague replied. "Diet."  


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