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Sun, 24 Feb 02 00:32:24 -0000
Hiya Loonies...
Here's someone who's worked out how to get the police to come
quickly...this one's sent in by Kathleen...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
xx
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
This is a true story in a recent UK Daily Mail (Letters page).
Going to bed the other night I noticed people in my shed stealing
things.
I phoned the police but was told no one was in the area to help. They
said they would send someone over as soon as possible.
I hung up.
A minute later I rang again. "Hello," I said " I called you a minute ago
because there were people in my shed. You don't have to hurry now
because I've shot them."
Within minutes there were half a dozen police cars in the area, plus
helicopters and an armed response unit. They caught the burglars red
handed.
One of the officers said "I thought you said you'd shot them."
To which I replied, "I thought you said there was no one available."
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