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Fri, 15 Feb 02 02:30:17 -0000
Hiya Folks...
There are many reasons people send Valentine cards, but here's one you
might not have thought of...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
xx
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man
standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright
pink envelopes with hearts all over them. The balding man then takes out
a perfume bottle and starts spraying them all.
His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man
and asks him what he is doing.
The man says, "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess
who?'"
"But why?" asks the man.
"I'm a divorce lawyer."
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