Lawyers...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Wed, 18 Oct 2000 23:28:03 +0100


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Now it's time to see how a lawyer handles a disaster...

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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
 

THE LAWYER

A lawyer parked his brand new Jaguar XK-E in front of his office, he was
getting it ready to show it off to his colleagues.

As he was getting out of the car, a truck came along, too close to the
curb, and completely tore the driver's door off the Jag.

The counselor immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialled 911, and said
to the operator, "Please, send the police over here at once, someone has
just smashed my precious, brand new Jaguar XK-E!" 

Moments later, the police arrived on the scene. Before the cop had a
chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically.
His Jag, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely
ruined and would never be the same, no matter how the body shop tried
to make it like new again.

After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his
head in disgust and disbelief. 

"I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are
so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else."

"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.

The cop replied, "Didn't you know that your left arm is missing all the
way from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit
you."

"My God!" screamed the lawyer. "My Rolex!!!!


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