Lost and Found...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Fri, 28 Apr 2000 13:30:20 +0100


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Hiya Folks...

Here's a story about the discovery of a skeleton...could it be foul
play...???

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
        xx

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LOST AND FOUND

A very large, old, building was being torn down in Chicago to make room
for a new skyscraper. Due to its proximity to other buildings it could
not be imploded and had to be dismantled floor by floor.

While working on the 49th floor, two construction workers found a
skeleton in a small closet behind the elevator shaft. They decided that
they should call the police.

When the police arrived they directed them to the closet and showed them
the skeleton fully clothed and standing upright. They said this could be
Jimmy Hoffa or somebody really important.

Two days went by and the construction workers couldn't stand it any
more, they had to know who they had found. They called the police and
said, "We are the two guys who found the skeleton in the closet and we
want to know if it was Jimmy Hoffa or somebody important."

The police said "It's not Jimmy Hoffa, but it was somebody kind of
important."

"Well, who was it?" they asked.

Said the cops, "The 1956 Polish National Hide-and-Seek Champion."


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