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Fri, 10 Sep 1999 02:45:26 +0100
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Hiya Loonies...
People lose the strangest things...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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A dead goat, a budgerigar and a false leg are among some of the bizarre
items left behind by guests at hotels, a report has revealed.
A survey of 200 AA hotels showed that forgetful guests had left behind a
litany of unusual "donations".
Hotel staff have come across goldfish, handcuffs and even a GBP250,000
diamond ring, the survey found.
The list included:
A cache of jewels and a Gucci watch
Thigh-length boots and a maid's outfit
A budgie, hamster and parakeet
A glass eye and false teeth
Various sex aids
The survey also revealed that light-fingered guests had helped
themselves to more than just the hotel towels in many establishments.
Among the things taken were:
Toilet brushes and three vacuum cleaners
A stuffed otter and stone pig
Five antique clocks and four Victorian dolls
A piano and 100sq ft carpet
AA hotel services manager Albert Hampson said: "Clearly, lots of guests
choose to stay in hotels to indulge their desires, but its hard to make
anything of some of the items they leave behind.
"Some of the thefts defy belief. We have heard of entire bedrooms being
stripped."
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