The Loony Bin
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Fri, 10 Sep 1999 02:37:10 +0100
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Hiya Folks...
Here's another musical offering...with apologies to Dire Straits...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
I want my FTP
Sung to the tune of "Money for Nothing" by Dire Straits.
Perhaps a better title would be 'ls -straits'
I want my
I want my
I want my FTP
Now look at them yo-yo's that's the way you do it
You get the files from the FTP
That ain't programming, that's the way you do it
Programs for nothing and the code is free
Now that ain't programming, that's the way you do it
Let me tell you those guys aren't pissed
Maybe break a nail on your little finger,
Maybe get some numbness in your wrist
We've got to install operating systems
Custom software delivery
We've got to move these manual pages
RTFM those RFCs
See the little user with his gifs and the jpegs
Yeah buddy he's got root
That little user got his own workstation
That little user got his own disk to boot
We've got to install operating systems
Custom software delivery
We've got to move these manual pages
RTFM those RFCs
I should've learned to run xarchie
I should've learned to play them games
Look at that mama, her gif is sticking in the monitor
Man we could have some fun
And he's up there, what's that? Orgasm noises?
Playing sound files like a grade-school geek
That ain't programming that's the way you do it
Get your programs for nothing get your code for free
We've got to install operating systems
Custom software delivery
We've got to move these manual pages
RTFM those RFCs
Now that ain't programming, that's the way you do it
You get your programs from the FTP
That ain't programming that's the way you do it
Programs for nothing and your code for free
Programs for nothing and code for free
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