Generic Greeting...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Sun, 1 Aug 1999 12:29:53 +0100


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Hiya Loonies...

For the techy buffs amongst us...a generic greeting, free to use...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
        xx

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************ANDROMEDA******Internet Goddess************

  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------



Generic Greeting v 0.9 




Make $$$$$

  PROC $$$$$Letter

   Write: "Dear " + $Recipient

   Write: Generic.complementary/fluff.opening

   Write: Strange.Factoid &/or News.even.if.manufactured

   Write: Request.for.$$$$$

   do routine @SmallTalk

   do routine @BS

   Wrte-%&*@#+^% [routine_do Mention.Request.4.S.O.V  ACK  ]

   Remind/write: past.goodness.rendered.from//$ender

   Append:== clever.closing

   Write: "Signed,"
   Write:
   Write:
   Write:
   Write: $ender

   Conclude.With//{@endPROC.delimit}\\= Inane.tagline

  EndProc

 or Die

EndMake


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