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Sun, 1 Aug 1999 12:24:51 +0100
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Hiya Folks...
Here's a bit of a bacon story for your enjoyment...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
xx
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
GREAT PIG!
A guy walks into a country pub one afternoon, and orders a beer.
While waiting for his beer he checks out the other occupants of the pub,
and can't help but notice that the fellow standing next to him
(obviously a farmer) has a pig on a leash, and that the pig has got a
wooden leg.
Unable to curb his curiosity, he engages the farmer in conversation.
Guy: Nice day!
Farmer: Yup.
Guy: Nice pub!
Farmer: Yup.
Guy: Nice Pig!
Farmer: Yup.
Guy: How come you brought the pig into the pub with you then?
Farmer: Well, you see, this pig is my best friend.
Guy: Really??? How's that?
Farmer: Well, since the wife died, he does all the cooking and
housework. Looks after me better than me own mother did.
Guy: Really??
Farmer: That's right. And not only that, but he saved my life not two
years ago. Pulled me right out of the dam after I fell in and bumped me
head.
Guy: Go On! What a fantastic pig!
Farmer: For sure.
Guy: And how comes he's got a wooden leg then???
Farmer: Well now, if YOU had a pig this wonderful, would YOU eat him
all at once???
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