The Loony Bin
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Fri, 23 Oct 1998 05:57:35 +0100
The Loony Bin - http://loonies.net800.co.uk/
Hiya All...
We have a fair few Loonies in publishing, and this one is just
for them...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
EDITORS AND LIGHTBULBS
Q. How many editors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Only one; but first they have to rewire the entire building.
Q. How many managing editors does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. You were supposed to have changed that lightbulb last week!
Q. How many art directors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Does it HAVE to be a lightbulb?
Q. How many copyeditors does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. The last time this question was asked, it involved art
directors. Is the difference intentional? Should one or the
other instance be changed? It seems inconsistent.
Q. How many writers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. But why do we have to CHANGE it?
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