Divorce...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Mon, 12 Oct 1998 14:16:59 +0100


The Loony Bin - http://loonies.net800.co.uk/

Hiya Folks...

Let's look at one farmer's grounds for divorce...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
        xx

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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a 
divorce. The attorney asked, "May I help you?"  The farmer said, 
"Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorce's."

The attorney said, "well do you have any grounds?"  

The farmer said, "Yea, I got about 140 acres." 

The attorney said, " No, you don't understand, do you have a
case?" 

The farmer said, "No, I don't have a Case, but I have a John
Deere."

The attorney said, "No you don't understand, I mean do you have 
a grudge?" 

The farmer said, "Yea I got a grudge, that's where I park my
John Deere." 

The attorney said, "No sir, I mean do you have a suit?" 

The farmer said, "Yes sir, I got a suit. I wear it to church on
Sundays." 

The exasperated attorney said, "Well sir, does your wife beat
you up or anything?"

The farmer said, "No sir, we both get up about 4:30."

Finally, the attorney says, "Okay, let me put it this way. "WHY 
DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE?"

And the farmer says, "Well, I can never have a meaningful
conversation with her."


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