The Loony Bin
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Wed, 5 Mar 1997 18:14:19 +0000
Hiya Loonies...
Here's Bill Gates again...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
After the Hugh Grant incident that made the papers, Bill Gates called up
Hugh Grant.
Bill asked him "Was it really worth $50 to almost ruin your career?"
Hugh replied "Bill, actually it was worth a million".
So Bill called up Hughes' favorite prostitute, but since she became so
famous, her prices had gone up quite a bit. So Bill paid $10,000 for a
night with Divine.
In the morning he said, "That was fantastic! Now I know why
professionally you call yourself 'divine'".
She answered "Thank you, and now I know why you call your company
Microsoft."