The Loony Bin
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Wed, 5 Mar 1997 18:13:53 +0000
Hiya Folks...
Here's a classic one on the US Postal Service...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
A nice young worker from the Postal Service ( yes they do exist ), was
sorting through her regular envelopes, when she discovered a letter
addressed as follows:
GOD
c/o Heaven
Upon opening the envelope, a letter enclosed told of how a little old
lady who had never asked for anything in her life, was desperately in
need of $100 and was wondering if God could send her the money.
Well the young lady was deeply touched and made a collection from her
fellow workmates and collected $90 and sent it off to the old lady.
A few weeks later another letter arrived addressed to God, so the young
lady opened it and it read:
"Thank you for the money, God, I deeply appreciate it, however I only
received $90. It must have been those bastards at the Post Office."