The Loony Bin
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Tue, 10 Dec 1996 17:17:02 +0000
Hiya People...
Here are some things you didn't know before you went to college/uni...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
When I Went To College I Didn't Know...
That it didn't matter how late I scheduled My first class,
I'd sleep through it.
That I could change so much and barely realize it.
That you can love a lot of people in a lot of different ways.
That college kids throw airplanes too.
That if you wear polyester everyone will ask why you are so
dressed up.
That every clock on campus shows a different time.
That if you were smart in high school, so what?
That I would go to a party the night before a final.
That Chem Labs/Architecture studios take up more time than
all my other classes put together.
That you can know everything and fail a test.
That you can know nothing and ace a test.
That I could get used to almost anything I found out about my
roommate.
That Home is a great place to visit, But I wouldn't want to
live there.
That most of my education would be obtained outside of class.
That friendship is more than getting drunk together.
That I would be one of those people that my parents warned me about.
That free food service until 10 is gone at 9:50.
That Sunday is a figment of the world's imagination.
That Psychology is really Biology.
That Biology is really Chemistry.
That Chemistry is really Physics.
That Physics is really Math.
That my parents would become so much smarter in the last few years.
That its possible to be alone even when you are surrounded by friends.
That friends are what make this place worthwhile!