The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
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Thu, 5 Sep 1996 02:48:00 +0100
Hiya All... Something to make flaming less like work... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ************<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>************ *****<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>***<bloodaxe@geocities.com>***** *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** *** ******************Internet Goddess******************* *********************ANDROMEDA*********************** ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- ===================================================================== FLAME FORM ===================================================================== ) ( ( ( ( ) () @@ ) (( ( ( ( )( @@ ( )) )( ( ( ( ()( /---\ (()(( _______ ) ) )(@ !O O! )@@ () ) ) < ____) ) ( ( )( ()@ \ o / (@@@@@( ()( ) /--| |( o| ( ) ) ((@@(@@ !o!@@@@(@@@@@)() ( | > \___| ) ( @)@@)@ /---\-/---\)@@@@@()( ) | /---------+ (@@@@)@@@( // /-----\ \\@@@)@@@@@(. | | \ =========______/|@@@@@@@@@@@@@(@@@ // @ /---\ @ \\@(@@@(@@@.. | \ \\=========------\|@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ O @@@ /-\ @@@ O@@(@@)@@ @. | \ \----+--\-))) @@@@@@@@@@ !! @@@@ % @@@@ !!@@)@@@ ... | |\______|_)))/ . @@@@@@ !! @@ /---\ @@ !!@@(@@@ @.. \__========== * . @@ /MM /\O O/\ MM\@@@@@@@.. | |-\ \ ( . @ !!! !! \-/ !! !!!@@@@@ . | | \ \ ) . . @@@@ !! !! .(.@. .. . | | \ \ ( / .( . \)). ( |O )( O! @@@@. ) . | | / / ) ( )). (( .) !! ((( !! @@(. ((.. . | | / / () )) )) .( ( ( ) ). ( !! )( !! ) (( )) .. | |_< / ( ) ( ( ) ) (( ) )).) ((/ | ( | \( )) ((. ). ____<_____\\__\__(___)_))_((_(____))__(_(___.oooO_____Oooo.(_(_)_)((_ ====================================================================== Dear: [ ] Clueless Newbie [ ] Loser [ ] AOLer/Euronetter/PIer [ ] Idiot [ ] Undefined [ ] Me too er [ ] Pervert [ ] Geek [ ] Spammer [ ] Nerd [ ] Elvis [ ] Fed [ ] Freak [ ] FLAMENET [ ] Other: Unbearably self-righteous person You Are Being... [ ] Privately... [ ] Publicly... Flamed Because: [ ] You posted a "test" in a newsgroup other than alt.test/nl.test [ ] You posted warez in pieces LESS than 5000 lines [ ] You posted a binary in a non-binaries group [ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply [ ] You continued a long, stupid thread [ ] You started an off-topic thread [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message [ ] You said "me too" to something [ ] You don't know which group to post in [ ] You suck [ ] You brag about things that never happened [ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks [ ] You posted a (phone-sex) ad [ ] You posted something totally uninteresting [ ] You crossposted [ ] You posted a message all written in CAPS [ ] You posted racism shit [ ] I don't like your tone of voice [ ] I think you might be a member of CO$ [ ] I think you might be a fed [ ] You make the rest of us AOLers look bad To Repent, You Must: [ ] Give up your AOL/Euronet/Planet Internet account [ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it [ ] Bang your head against the keyboard [ ] Flush your mouse down the toilet [ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor [ ] Actually post something relevant [ ] Read the f****** FAQ [ ] Be Pat Buchanan's love slave [ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month [ ] Apologize to everybody in this newsgroup [ ] Post your tests to alt.test/nl.test In Closing, I'd Like to Say: [ ] Blow me [ ] Get a life [ ] Never post again [ ] Take a hike [ ] I pity your dog [ ] Go to hell [ ] I think your IQ must be 7 [ ] Take your s*** somewhere else [ ] Learn to post or f*** off [ ] Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment [ ] See how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet [ ] All of the above End of Flame. Have a nice day, --------------------------------------------------------------- Please use this form extensively and in private. Thank you.