The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
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Sun, 11 Aug 1996 12:02:06 +0100
Hiya Folks...
Here's how to get your own back...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
This kid receives a Dear John letter from his girl while he's at
college, and he gets real depressed. He posts the letter outside his
door, and leaves a note below it asking to be left alone for awhile.
Meanwhile, his friends pass by his door, read the letter, and get really
mad at the girl for brushing him off.
One person writes "BITCH" in a big magic marker on the letter.
Others follow his lead, and soon the letter is filled with nasty words
about the kid's now ex-girlfriend.
The kid finally gets out of his funk, sees the letter with all the nasty
remarks, addresses an envelope to his ex-girl, and puts the letter in
the envelope and mails it.
A few days later, the kid gets a letter from his ex again.
Inside is a polaroid photo of her and her boyfriend nude. She is on her
knees giving him a blowjob, while staring at the camera and flipping the
kid her middle finger.
The kid thinks for a moment. Gets out an envelope, addresses it to her
father, puts in the photo, and mails it.