Religious Solicitors...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Wed, 19 Jun 1996 04:41:21 +0100


Hiya all...

We all know them and we all hate them, so how do we get rid of
them...???

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

How to Dodge Religious Solicitors

Here's my favorite way of dealing with Moonies, Hare Krishnas, Mormons,
and the like:

Warmly invite them into your living room. Offer them coffee or tea,
biscuits, ask them to sit down.
As soon as they start into their speech, cut them off with the following
line:

"Listen. mate, I used to believe that kind of crap too, until I saw the
light. Fact is, religion is just a way of hiding from the reality of the
world and the need to emancipate the bourgoisie into a new political
awakening. Until the working man and the avantgarde intellectual
bourgoisie get together to smash the comprador bourgoisie and the
capitalist class, real emancipation can never happen. I think it was
Marx... or was it Stalin?... who first defined that a human being can
never be happy until he or she owns the means of production, by way of a
bloodless revolution brought about by the education of the masses. I
have a few pamphlets here...

It never fails to work.