Biology...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Sat, 18 May 1996 12:34:33 +0100


Hiya Guys and Gals...

Another one from Chuckie...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girls' junior
college, said during class, "Miss Smythe, would you please name the
organ of the human body , which under the appropriate conditions,
expands to six times its normal size, and define the conditions."

Miss Smythe gasped, then said freezingly, "Mr. Perkins, I don't think
that is a proper question to ask me.  I assure you my parents will hear
of this."  With that she sat down red-faced.

Unperturbed, Mr. Perkins called on Miss Johnson and asked the same
question.

Miss Johnson, with composure, replied, "The pupil of the eye, in dim
light."

"Correct," said Mr. Perkins. "And now, Miss Smythe, I have three things
to say to you.  One, you have not studied your lesson.  Two, you have a
dirty mind. And three, you will some day be faced with a dreadful
disappointment."