In the Men's Room...

The Loony Bin ( )
Thu, 9 May 1996 05:34:07 +0100

Hiya Folks...

In keeping with our tradition of finding the very strangest stuff for
you to is something quite bizarre...

Wishes & Dreams...

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Type of People You Might Meet in the Mens Room

EXCITABLE     : Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips 

SOCIABLE      : Joins friends in pissing whether he has to or not.

CROSS-EYED    : Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is 

TIMID         : Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal and
                        comes back later.

INDIFFERENT   : If all urinals being used, pisses in sink.

CLEVER        : No hands, fixes tie, looks around and pisses on floor.

WORRIED       : Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick 

FRIVOLOUS     : Plays stream up, down and across urinal, tries to hit 
                        fly or bug.

ABSENT MINDED : Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.

CHILDISH      : Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it 

TOUGH         : Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry it.

PATIENT       : Stands very close for a long time waiting, lets it drip 
                        dry - reads with other hand.

EFFICIENT     : Waits until he has to crap, then does both.

DRUNK         : Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants.

DISGRUNTED    : Stands for a while, gives up, walks away.

CONCEITED     : Holds two inch dick like a baseball bat.

DESPERATE     : Waits in long line, teeth clenched, pisses in pants.

SNEAK         : Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows 
                        man in next stall will get blamed.