What geeks do for romance...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Wed, 8 May 1996 14:05:21 +0100


Hiya Loonies...

Another wierd and wonderful item for you all to enjoy...with the
possible exception of the geeks who might be more inclined to use it as
a list of instructions...:-)

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
        xx
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Geeks and....erm....romance.


What do Geeks find (or do that is) romantic?

1. Stalking.

2. Wearing night vision goggles while perched in a tree or something. 
        (see 1)

3. Asking a girl out while speaking "Klingon".  Then laughing when she
        doesn't understand.

4. Calling 1-900 numbers.

5. Finding a teleconferencing BBS and looking for girls.

6. Walking nonchalantly through the lingerie section of Sears 3 or 4
        times, sneaking quick furtive glances.

7. Dressing up as a Federation of Planets Admiral - because hey, chicks
        dig the people with the highest rank.

8. Setting your CASIO watch to beep when you're next to some girl and
        hoping she'll say:"Wow Bernard, is that that the new Casio GMT-
        90 with global positioning tracking and indiglo? you're cool."

9. Playing some "interactive sex" game on your computer.

10. GIFs! GIFs!