The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
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Wed, 8 May 1996 14:05:21 +0100
Hiya Loonies... Another wierd and wonderful item for you all to enjoy...with the possible exception of the geeks who might be more inclined to use it as a list of instructions...:-) Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx -- ************<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>************ ******************<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>******************* *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** *** ******************Internet Goddess******************* *********************ANDROMEDA*********************** ------- Forwarded message follows ------- Geeks and....erm....romance. What do Geeks find (or do that is) romantic? 1. Stalking. 2. Wearing night vision goggles while perched in a tree or something. (see 1) 3. Asking a girl out while speaking "Klingon". Then laughing when she doesn't understand. 4. Calling 1-900 numbers. 5. Finding a teleconferencing BBS and looking for girls. 6. Walking nonchalantly through the lingerie section of Sears 3 or 4 times, sneaking quick furtive glances. 7. Dressing up as a Federation of Planets Admiral - because hey, chicks dig the people with the highest rank. 8. Setting your CASIO watch to beep when you're next to some girl and hoping she'll say:"Wow Bernard, is that that the new Casio GMT- 90 with global positioning tracking and indiglo? you're cool." 9. Playing some "interactive sex" game on your computer. 10. GIFs! GIFs!