Insurance Man...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Sat, 26 Jan 02 00:03:24 -0000


Hiya All...

This time we see just how tough being a good insurance salesman can
be...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

 
The Insurance Man
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Sid Needham walked into an insurance office and asks for a job.

"We don't need anyone" the manager told him.

"You can't afford not to hire me. I can sell anything to anyone,
anytime, anywhere!"

"Well we have two prospects that none of our agents has been able to
sell. If you can sell just one, you have a job."

Ole Sid was gone about two hours, and returned and handed them not one,
but two checks, one for a $50,000.00 policy and another for $100,000.00.

"How in the world did you do that ?" they asked.

"I told you I'm the world's best salesman, I can sell anything to
anyone, any time any where!"

"OK. Did you get a urine sample?" the manager asked.

"What urine sample?" asked Sid.

"If you sell a policy over $49,999.00 the company requires a urine
sample. Here, take these two bottles and go back and get urine samples."

Sid dashed out, thrilled with his success and eager to complete the job.

He was gone about 5 hours and they were fixing to close when in he walks
in with two five gallon buckets, one in each hand. 

He sets the buckets down, and reaches in his shirt pocket and produces
two bottles of urine, and sets them on the desk and says, "Here's Mr.
Swanson's and this one is Mr. Frieden's."

"That is good" they said, "but what is in those two buckets?"

"Well, I passed by the Holiday Inn and they were having The City
Teachers Convention, so I stopped and sold them a group policy!"


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