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Thu, 4 Nov 1999 23:42:35 +0000
Hiya People...
What do the Amish do for fun...???
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
TOP TEN AMISH SPRING BREAK ACTIVITIES
10. Drink molasses 'til you heave.
9. Stuff as many guys as you can into a buggy.
8. Churn butter naked.
7. Blow past Dairy Queen on a really outrageous Clydesdale.
6. Get a tattoo: "Born To Raise Barns".
5. Cruise the streets of Belleville shouting insults at people with
zippers.
4. Sleep in 'til 6:00 a.m.
3. Drive over to Allentown and kick some Mennonite butt.
2. Two words: Buttermilk kegger
And the number one Amish Spring Break Activity:
1. Wet bonnet contest.
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