The Loony Bin
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Wed, 30 Jul 1997 18:54:24 +0100
Hiya Loonies...
It was inevitable that Mike Tyson's cannibalistic activities would find
their way into the Loony Bin...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
I'm sure you've heard about the big fight on Saturday night, and it's
unusual ending in the third round. . . (The match was called to a halt
after Mike Tyson bit a sizable chunk of flesh out of Evander Holyfield's
right ear, and a second bite of Holyfield's left ear.)
USA Today's Internet site published a list of headlines gathered by the
Associated Press which captured the "flavor" of the evening:
'Ears some puns from the newspaper world
A selection of headlines on Sunday and Monday from the Mike
Tyson-Evander Holyfield fight and its aftermath:
"A Bad Bite for Boxing" - The News & Observer of Raleigh.
"Twice Bitten" - Times-Picayune of New Orleans.
"Bite of the Century!" - Arizona Republic.
"Bite Night" - Lexington (Ky.) Herald-Leader.
"Tyson's Tasteless Tactics: Bite Night"
- The Record of Hackensack, N.J.
"Reality Bites" - Times Union of Albany, N.Y.
"Did Tyson Bite Off More Than He Can Chew? Time Will Tell"
- Salt Lake Tribune.
"Tyson Subject of Biting Criticism" - The (Baltimore) Sun.
"Biting Commentary" - The Boston Herald.
"Tyson Bites the Dust, Holyfield" - Huntsville (Ala.) Times.
"Holyfield May Take a Bite Out of Tyson" - The Indianapolis Star.
"Holyfield Can't Stay Unbitten as Heavyweight"
- Sun-Sentinel, Fort Lauderdale, Fla.
"Earmarks of cowardice" - Houston Chronicle.
"Earmark of an eerie night"
- The Atlanta Journal and the Atlanta Constitution.
"A two-bit bout: Holyfield wins" - Kansas City Star.
"From Champ to Chomp" - The Herald-Sun of Durham, N.C.
"The Champ and the Chomp" - The Jersey Journal.
"Holyfield Still Chomp-ion" - San Francisco Examiner.
"Heavyweight Chomp" - Philadelphia Inquirer.
"Undisputed Chomp" - USA TODAY.
"World Chomp" - The Sun (London).
"Requiem for a Chompion" - Philadelphia Daily News.
"Sucker Munch" - The Sun (London).
"Biting Back: Evander has public's ear" - Daily News, New York.
"Toss Tyson Out on Ear" - Daily News, New York.
"Ear Flap" - Newsday.
"Ears Have It! Evander Wins" - Montgomery (Ala.) Advertiser.
"Tyson's Behavior Hard to Swallow" - Providence Journal-Bulletin.
"Dracula" - New York Post.
"Champ Chewing Over Legal Options" - New York Post.
"It's Tyson's Nature to (Ch)eat" - New York Post.
"For Tyson, Tooth Hurts" - New York Post.
"Now Ear This: Rematch is Possible" - New York Post.
"Lobe Blow for Boxing" - The Tennessean.
"Iron Mike Goes Down Biting" - The Sunday Oklahoman.
"Tyson Doesn't Gnaw What's Next" - The Daily Oklahoman.
"Ear of Scorn" - Kansas City Star.
"Pay Per Chew" - Philadelphia Daily News.
"Holyfield Lends Ear as Tyson Self-Destructs"
- Arkansas Democrat-Gazette.
"Ear-Responsible" - Fort Worth Star-Telegram.
"Tyson Scars Face of Boxing" - The Guardian (London).