The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
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Thu, 28 Mar 1996 12:07:35 +0000
Hiya people... Yet another offering -I can see everyone is working really hard... One of the fundamentals of keeping this thing going is that everyone thinks they are under-represented here...but the mail represents a combination of what people send and what I find, and that's just the way it is... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA ps. Thanks for this one Rob. pps. To ASE - No, this is not a list for C programmers - it just looks like that sometimes. -- ************<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>************ ******************<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>******************* *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** *** ***************************************************** **********************ANDROMEDA********************** ------- Forwarded message follows ------- Ten Absolute Laws of Physics - Lesley Barkley =============================================== During a Polymer Physics course you will never see a polymer. Probability of third year student having a nervous breakdown before teatime, good. The ratio of revision hours for Physics students to lecture time is directly proportional to the hours spent lying in for English students to lecture time. When teachers say A-levels are the hardest thing you will do they are lying. Electromagnetism is not a fascinating voyage of discovery, it is a black hole of despair. The University Physics Society is not as popular as the Tequila Society (its not as popular as the young Liberal Democrat Society either). E != mc^2, E = a small white tablet that makes you think you are Zebedee with a thirst. Percentage of Physics students who feel hey should have studied Economics/ Art History/Media Studies/Brewing Technology/Equestrianism/Golf Technology/ Musical Movement in Primates = 99.2%. Percentage of Physics Postgrads studying for a PhD who need to supplement their income through prostitution or part-time bar dancing at top-less nightclubs - Female 68%, Male 75%. Annual funding of Physics departments by the government - #10.99 and a gift voucher for B&Q.