Andrea J Chee
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ajc6@ukc.ac.uk
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Tue, 27 Feb 1996 15:55:08 +0000 (GMT)
Hiya all... There would appear to be a great deal of chain mail coming through at the moment...please feel to forward it to me for disposal...I can break things just by looking at them anyway, so what's a little bad luck...:-) In the meantime, I hope the following story amuses you all...:-) Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ps Len...hope that helps...:-) NB...I retain the right to edit all contributions sent to the distribution list...:-) ********************<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>******************** ******************************************************** *** *** *** The world is full of Kings and Queens... *** *** Who blind your eyes and steal your dreams... *** *** ...It's Heaven and Hell... *** *** *** ******************************************************** ******************************************************** > >********* >A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday, and >as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration, he >decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note: romantic, but not too >personal. > >Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he went to Nordstrom and >bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for >herself. > >During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items and the sister got the >gloves and the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the contents, >the young man sealed the package and sent it to his sweetheart with the >following note: > >"I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing >any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your sister, I >would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears short ones >that are easier to remove. > >"These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the >pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly >soiled. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart. > >"I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt other >hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to see you >again. "When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them >away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. > >"Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. I hope >you will wear them for me on Friday night. All my love. > >"P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing." > > > ---------------------------------------------------------------------- >Jan Turner >School of Applied Sciences X2667 >University of Wolverhampton (01902) 322138 >