How They Do It...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Mon, 28 Jan 02 02:04:19 -0000


Hiya People...

It's time to watch closely as we try to work out just how they get their
hands on your cash...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
        xx

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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


HOW THEY DO IT

In the market with his dad, a little boy was flipping a quarter into the 
air and then catching it with his teeth. Someone bumped the little boy
at the wrong moment and the quarter came down and lodged into the boy's 
throat.

The boy starts to choke and his father starts hollering for help.

A middle aged man hears the commotion, casually puts his cart to the
side, straightens his coat and tie, and makes his way to the boy and his
father.

"Excuse me, sir," the man tells the father.  

The man reaches down to the still standing (but still choking) boy,
carefully takes hold of the kid's nether-region, and squeezes gently but
firmly. After a few seconds, the boy convulses violently and coughs up
the quarter, which the man catches in his free hand. The man releases
the boy and walks back over to his cart.

After making sure his son is OK, the father walks over to the man and 
thanks him profusely for saving his son's life. 

"I've never seen anyone do that - that's amazing! Are you a surgeon?"

"Oh good heavens, no," replied the slightly embarrassed man. "I work for 
the IRS."


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