Christmas Recount...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Sat, 15 Dec 01 02:47:38 -0000


Hiya People...

Santa has something of an announcement to make...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
        xx

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Christmas Recount
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Ho Ho Ho, "Hello out there all people of the world."

This is Santa and I just wanted to let you know that Christmas may be a
little late this year. See after checking all the boxes and tallying
them up, I found some problems with the results.
 
The first result showed:
428,534,120 Good 
428,523,119 Bad 
 
The second result showed:
428,534,118 Good 
428,523,121 Bad 
 
So you see, I can't, with good faith, go out and deliver presents while
knowing I could have made a mistake. Maybe Little Johnny was good for
once, then again, maybe not.
 
So, I have enlisted the help of all my elves and the Mrs. to help do a
recount. We hope to have this finished up by 5pm on the 24th of
December, but there is a possibility that it might take longer. You see
the tally cards were not quite clear to me, although I made them myself,
I forgot what they meant. 
 
You know, Good...and Bad??? And the check marks I used were not all the
same, some went left, some right, some were just a mark. Some went
through both boxes, and some didn't even have much of a mark on them. I
leave it up to them to decide what I meant.
 
So if you wake up on Christmas morning, and there are no presents under
your tree, at least you can tell the kids the story. Thank you for your
patience and understanding in these times, 
 
--Santa 


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