In the Mirror...

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Mon, 03 Dec 01 01:02:30 -0000


Hiya People...

Today we discover what women think when they look in the mirror...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

"Look In The Mirror"

Age 8: Looks at herself and sees herself as Cinderella/Sleeping Beauty.

Age 15: Looks at herself and sees herself as Cinderella/Sleeping
Beauty/Cheerleader or if she is PMS'ing: sees fat/pimples/UGLY. (Mom, I
can't go to school looking like this!)

Age 20: Looks at herself and sees "too fat/too thin, too/short/too tall,
too straight/too curly" - but decides she's going anyway.

Age 30: Looks at herself and sees "too fat/too thin, too short/too tall,
too straight/too curly" but decides she doesn't have time to fix it, so
she goes anyway.

Age 40: Looks at herself and sees "too fat/ too thin, too short/to tall
too straight/too curly"- but says: "At least I'm clean" and goes anyway.

Age 50: Looks at herself and sees "I am" and goes where ever she wants
to.

Age 60: Looks at herself and reminds herself of all the people who can't
even see themselves in the mirror anymore. Goes out and conquers the
world.

Age 70: Looks at herself and sees wisdom, laughter and ability, goes out
and enjoys life.

Age 80: Doesn't bother to look. Just puts on a purple hat and goes out
to have fun with the world.


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