The Loony Bin
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Sun, 07 Oct 01 23:55:42 +0100
Hiya People...
I have a feeling that today's tale will particularly appeal to the Brits
among us...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
xx
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
CARLOS THE ICE CREAM MAN
Carlos the ice-cream man's van is parked at the side of the road. Lights
flashing, music playing, a big queue of excited kids stretches down the
street. But there's no sign of Carlos.
A copper walking down the road wonders what is going on. "Where is
Carlos?, Why is he not dishing out the ice-cream?"
He goes over to the van and peers over the high counter. On the floor he
spots Carlos. He's lying very still covered in chocolate sauce,
strawberry sauce, nuts, hundreds and thousands and those little jelly
bits.
"Get back kids," he shouts.
Moving away so the bemused kids cannot overhear him he gets on the radio
to the station. "Sarge, get someone down here quick," he stutters, "It's
Carlos the ice-cream man...
..He's topped himself."
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