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Sun, 30 Sep 01 02:06:10 +0100
Hiya People...
Here are a couple of lawyer jokes to join our growing collection...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.
Judge: And why is that?
Defendant: Because the Public Defender isn't interested in my case.
Judge (to Public Defender): Do you have any comments on the defendant's
motion?
Public Defender: I'm sorry, Your Honor. I wasn't listening.
Lawyer: How do you feel about defense attorneys?
Juror: I think they should all be drowned at birth.
Lawyer: Well, then, you are obviously biased for the prosecution.
Juror: Not quite true, sir. I think prosecutors should be drowned at
birth, too.
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