Two Lawyers...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Sun, 30 Sep 01 02:06:10 +0100


Hiya People...

Here are a couple of lawyer jokes to join our growing collection...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.

Judge: And why is that?

Defendant: Because the Public Defender isn't interested in my case.

Judge (to Public Defender): Do you have any comments on the defendant's 
                                motion?

Public Defender: I'm sorry, Your Honor. I wasn't listening.



Lawyer: How do you feel about defense attorneys?

Juror: I think they should all be drowned at birth.

Lawyer: Well, then, you are obviously biased for the prosecution.

Juror: Not quite true, sir. I think prosecutors should be drowned at 
                                birth, too.


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