Cyber...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Thu, 27 Sep 01 00:33:55 -2300


Hiya Folks...

Modern relationships sometimes seem to be particularly complicated...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
        xx

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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


A woman goes into the doctor because she's missed a couple of periods
and takes a test, revealing she's pregnant. So she goes into the doctor
to confirm the results, and finds out she's about 3 1/2 months pregnant.

"Hmmmm," she says.

"Is this not good news?" he says to her.

"No, not necessarily. The problem is that I've been with 5 different
guys in the past 4 months, I have no idea who the father could be!"

"Well, it looks as though you may want to contact each of them and have
them come in for DNA testing. Then you'll know for sure," said the Doc.

"I can't do that," she says.

"Why not?" the Doctor replies.

"Because, they've changed their Screen Names!!!!"


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