Conductor...

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Tue, 07 Aug 01 05:48:52 +0100


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In today's tale we watch an altercation between a drummer and
conductor...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He
talked and talked and talked with the drummer, but his performance
simply didn't improve.

Finally, before the whole orchestra, he said, "When a musician just
can't handle his instrument and doesn't improve when given help, they
take away the instrument, and give him two sticks, and make him a
drummer."

A stage whisper was heard from the percussion section: "And if he can't
handle even that, they take away one of his sticks and make him a
conductor."


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