Professions...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Sat, 4 Aug 2001 12:50:50 +0100


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Hiya Folks...

Here are some clues to help you tell the difference between various
professions...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

 
Professions
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A statistician is someone who is good with numbers, but lacks the
personality to be an accountant.
 
A programmer is someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in
a way you don't understand.
 
A psychologist is a man who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl
enters the room.
 
A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.
 

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