The Loony Bin
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Tue, 17 Jul 2001 22:56:04 +0100
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Hiya Loonies...
In today's tale a husband succumbs to the folly of taking his wife with
him when he goes hunting...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
It was Saturday morning as Jake, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go bag
the first deer of the season. He walks down to the kitchen to get a cup
of coffee, and to his surprise he finds his wife, Alice, sitting there,
fully dressed in camouflage.
Jake asks her: "What are you up to?"
Alice smiles: "I'm going hunting with you!"
Jake, though he had many reservations about this, reluctantly decides to
take her along. Later they arrive at the hunting site.
Jake sets his wife safely up in the tree stand and tells her: "If you
see a deer, take careful aim on it and I'll come running back as soon as
I hear the shot".
Jake walks away with a smile on his face knowing that Alice couldn't bag
an elephant - much less a deer. Not 10 minutes pass when he is startled
as he hears an array of gunshots.
Quickly, Jake starts running back.
As Jake gets closer to her stand, he hears Alice screaming: "Get away
from my deer!"
Confused, Jake races faster towards his screaming wife.
And again he hears her yell: "Get away from my deer!" followed by
another volley of gunfire.
Now within sight of where he had left his wife, Jake is surprised to see
a cowboy, with his hands high in the air.
The cowboy, obviously distraught, says: "Okay, lady, okay!!!! You can
have your deer!!! Just let me get my saddle off it!"
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