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Tue, 26 Jun 2001 23:12:51 +0100
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Hiya All...
In today's tale, we catch up with a wife and her errant husband...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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Missing Husband
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The husband was not home at his usual hour, and the wife was fuming, as
the clock ticked later and later.
Finally, about 3:00 AM she heard a noise at the front door, and as she
stood at the top of the stairs, there was her husband, drunk as a skunk,
trying to navigate the stairs.
"Do you realize what time it is," she said.
He answered, "Don't get excited, I'm late because I bought something for
the house."
Immediately her attitude changed, and as she ran down the stairs to meet
him halfway, she said, "What did you buy for the house, dear?"
His answer was, "A round of drinks!"
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