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Mon, 11 Jun 2001 18:30:20 +0100
The Loony Bin - http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ Hiya People... Now here's a new version of an old favourite Bob Dylan song... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx *********THE LOONY BIN****loonies@bloodaxe.com********* *** *** *** Archive: http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ *** *** *** ************ANDROMEDA******Internet Goddess************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- New Words to an old Dylan Song: ------------------------------ How many roads must a man drive down Before he admits he is lost Why when a man becomes married is he unable to find his own socks. How many times will it take 'til he knows he has seen the three stooges enough The answer my friend, I cannot comprehend The answer, I cannot comprehend How many shows can a man surf through before the remote burns out Why does he think that an intimate gift is a Dustbuster Plus for the house How many sounds can a man's body make before he sleeps on the couch The answer my friend, is take two aspirin The answer is take two aspirin Why when we go for a romantic drive do we wind up at Builder's Square again How many nights will he leave the seat up so I land on cold porcelain How men really feel is mystery to me and probably a mystery to them The answer girlfriend is driving me to gin The answer is driving me to gin. Please include this information if you forward this joke: ********************************************************* This joke and others like it, can be found in: The Loony Bin http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ ********************************************************* Get PAID for the emails you already send and receive! http://www.mailround.com/ Referrer: andrea@bloodaxe.com ______________________________________________________________________ To unsubscribe, write to loonies-unsubscribe@listbot.com